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No control, boobear. But that’s something I love about you. I’m thinking that was your sly way of saying that you’d like some of my kisses, hm? Yeah, that sounds like a brilliant deal to me. Awww, honey. Does your tummy hurt that bad?

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I know, but you have to admit, I’ve done really really well!  I’ve dropped twenty pounds over the past few months, Hazza.  That’s amazing.  Especially because I really don’t have any self control.  It definitely was.  I really love your kisses baby.  Yeah, it really does hurt that bad.  I don’t think you realize just how much I really ate… like I’m in just my boxers, babe, because my jeans were too tight.  I’m really bloated and I feel like I’m about to pop.

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Heeyyyy! My sorbet ice cream? Lou, that’s not very nice of you. You owe me another gallon! Actually, you owe me to let me feed you next time you get hungry enough for the rest of it. Coming, my sweet pregnant lover!

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Sorry!  I just wanted a bite and it turned into the whole tub… If you kiss me, you might be able to taste it a bit on my lips.  I’ll give you a gallon, and let you feed me it.  Promise! Good, because I can’t get up to come to you.

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Half a gallon? Bloody hell. And you did it for me… I can’t believe it. You’re the cutest boyfriend, baby. I was about to call it ‘my food baby’, but that sounded super strange in my head.

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Yeah… I got carried away!  It was so good.  I did do it for you, because I know you’ve missed my tummy, and it kinda makes me look like I have a belly again.  Well… it was your half gallon of ice cream, so yeah, it kinda technically is your food baby.  Now get your ass here and rub my tummy!

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For me? Lou, you didn’t have to do that. But you’re so bloody cute in that sweater. Your tummy’s not so chubby anymore, sweets, now you’re just looking pregnant.

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For you.  I um… well it wasn’t intentional at first.  I mean, I ate a bowl of ice cream, that kind of led to the whole half gallon….  I know! Pregnant with a food baby!

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Without me? Consider me offended, baby.

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I um… I kinda did it for you.  You know?  I just wanted to surprise you by letting you come home to find me with my chubby tummy.

So I kinda maybe sorta might have had another stuffing cheat day today…..

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You’re not fully alone though! You’ve got our beautiful girl to keep you company. Oh, Lou. I hate hearing that you’re chain-smoking while I’m away.

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True!  And she does keep me company, baby.  She just can’t cuddle me like you do.  I hate having to tell you that, but I don’t want to keep things from you, you know?  Besides, now when that happens, it’ll be on my electronic cigarette.

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That I did. I’m ready for the day that they’ll let you and Tinkerbell come along with me. I hate leaving you alone and I hate being alone in those damn hotel rooms.

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I know babe. I hate being alone without you.  You’re what makes me feel safe.  When you’re gone I sit in the guest house and smoke a lot, because I’m always so anxious waiting for you to return.  

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And I couldn’t! I still had another day that I had to be away from you.

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But then you came back home to me and you cuddled me the whole day and took care of me and made me feel loved.

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My boyfriend is sad I’m losing weight. I don’t know what I should do. My belly is still soft and round! I feel cute as ever.. but I know he’s bummed out. :(