I will! Hey, do you only really want me around for my amazing cooking skills? What if it gets to the point where I’m too old to get around and cook for us?
No I want you around because you complete me. Then we will hire someone to do it.
That’s kind of the ultimate sign of love when you think about it. Babe, you know that’s a given. I do that now! We’ll smother everyone with kisses!
Yeah, it really is. I know you do! And I need you to do it until the day that I die! Who else will cook for me? Yes!
You know what they say, it’s possible to die from heartbreak. But you’ll just need me around to wipe your ass. Poor baby. Nah, we’ll be smothering our grandchildren with kisses instead.
It really is possible, especially when you’re older. No! I’ll need you around to hold me and cuddle me and kiss me and make me feel loved. That too!
You’ll be seeing me all the time if I die before you. Trust me. I’ll be haunting you and taking over your dreams as much as possible. Exactly. They’ll have to deal with us smothering them with kisses when they’re fifteen, twenty even.
Babe, if you die before me, I’m not going to be long after. Not because I’ll kill myself but I don’t think I can live without you for very long if I’m old and don’t have you. Even when they have kids of their own!
Always and forever. You’ll be sassy on your death bed. Probably more than they’d want us to if I’m honest. Very true. So do I, they deserve it. Everyone deserves a second chance at a good life.
Of course I will! Or I’ll be talking about how I can see you, if you die before me. True, but they will just have to live with that. Everyone really does.
Don’t be so sassy about it. They’re going to be so spoiled it’s not even funny. But in a good way, of course. Yeah, I completely agree, Lou. Not to mention it’s virtually impossible to adopt from America or even England because babies don’t really need to be adopted from those places.
You know I am always sassy though. Of course they will be, they will have two daddies that love them dearly. It really is, and most of Europe, come to think of it. I want to give them a second chance at a good life.
I suppose so, yeah. Snowflake my ass. He’s not a snowflake anymore, especially now that he’s hooking up with Barbara. We’ll love the little girl so damn much. Eh, I don’t really care, I guess. I mean, they’re happy, that’s all that matters. Maybe we could do one from each place.
I can still call him a snowflake if I want to, Harold. Of course we will! And our little boy as well. That sounds good to me, honestly. Just as long as we are giving them a home. And I DO NOT want it publicized. I hate that people think celebrities adopt from countries like that for publicity.
Careful, love, you’re starting to sound just like my mother. Besides, Niall is more of the baby in the band, even though he’s older than I am. I do, I need my baby girl to spoil rotten. Ashton would kill us, probably literally. Ummm. I’d say Russia or somewhere from Asia.
Sorry, babe. Better her than mine though. That is very true, we are all over protective of the special snowflake. Yes you do! Our little princess. Yeah he really would. How do you feel about that, by the way? I know her and Niall almost had a thing, but now Ashton? He’s a bit younger than you. That’s exactly what I was thinking!
I’m only two years younger than you, that’s not a baby in the slightest. Baby, one has to be a girl, no question. That’s… A good question. I mean, surrogacy can be kind of… Iffy, since the mother could get attached and they don’t always go through with it, sometimes the mother keeps the child.
You are the baby in the band, and you will always be my baby. Of course they do. You need your little Darcy. And that’s true… And as much as I love your sister, I don’t think Ashton would be too happy with her being pregnant with our child, even though she offered. So adoption it is! Where do we want to get our little munchkins from?
Hush, I’m not a little boy, mister. So, let’s talk about it! We already both know that we want two or three kids.
You are to me! Though you’re bigger in almost every aspect. Yup! Two or three kids… Preferably one being a girl, though we can only control that through adoption. Which would you rather do? Adoption or surogacy?